Pizza Rock / Stone Pepperoni & Cheese Painted Earth Material w Crust 1 of a Kind

Description

One of a Kind
" Pizza Rock "
Very Strange & Unusual Item
Pepperoni & Cheese
Painted Earth Material Including Crust
The
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True Story of this item is as follows...
"While working near the beach in Maine on a very hot, humid August day in 2012 a young boy and his siblings approached me with a wagon full of handmade items, which they were selling so that they could buy a nice, refreshing Ice Cream. There were many choices of painted rocks and carved bark etc, but the amazing quality and uniqueness of the Pizza Rock quickly got my attention because of how clever its artist had been. I purchased the Pizza Rock knowing its True Value & One Day Museum like qualities. I paid
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Exact amounts will not be disclosed of the original purchase to protect the assets of the original artist, but please know I do not intend to make a profit
)
the young folks well for their amazing artistry and we parted ways."
This Pizza Rock has served well as a Paper Weight
& I often use it as a Gag on friends when we order pizza.
I just slap it down on a plate,
which usually cracks or shatters,
and then I offer it to any one who hasn't heard
of the incredible Pizza Rock Prior to that occasion.
For a measly 0 you could have this amazing item in your home, or at work,
you could even throw it in the garbage (not recommended).
All I know is that one thing is for sure, you can't eat it.
I will ship this Priority within 24 Hours of Payment
Ensured for the entire worth of this item
This is truly for the person who always wished for an Everlasting Slice-o-pizza.
Thank you for your time taken to learn about the amazing " Pizza Rock "
and its Heritage