OUR NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS DOLLAR BILL (2 Bills)

Description

OUR NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS DOLLAR BILL
You get
2
"
Snow and Heat Miser
"
Dollar Bills for only
.50
and free shipping!  Get them while they last
!!
Description:
These bills are the same size as a real dollar bill.
These bills are printed on 60# paper.
They are not legal tender, you can not spend them, only for fun and collecting!
You are actually lookin
g
at
the bill from
top
to
bottom
which is the
front
and
back
of each bill.
You will get
2
bills per bid.
SPECIAL OFFER
Use the shopping cart to order multiple bills.
Buy
2
sets of our Christmas
bills and receive the 2nd set at 20% off.  Purchase as many as you would like.  The more you purchase, the more you save.  Y
ou will receive a
discount
for each order placed in multiples of two.  For example, order 10 sets and you get 5 sets at 20% off.
Wishing all of you a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
International Shipping is set at
.99
flat
.  If you order more, we will pay the rest for shipping.
PAYMENT
We accept PayPal for all eBay orders.
SHIPPING
We process orders from Monday through Saturday (excluding USPS holidays) and always ship within one business day of receiving your order.  First Class mail usually takes between 2 to 5 days to arrive.  Add an extra day for Sunday and Holidays.
RETURNS
Your satisfaction is very important to us. Please contact us via the methods available within eBay regarding any problems before leaving negative feedback.  We leave positive feedback for you and would only hope the same.  In some cases the U.S. Postal Service does mess up from time to time, so if you do not receive your package within 2 weeks, please let us know so we can help solve the issue.  Communication is the key to success!
SPECIAL NOTE
According to a First Amendment Attorney, our bills are considered a PARODY since there is no such thing as a Million Dollar Bill in real life, not legal tender and anything we put on there falls under this category.  Regarding the images, figures, concepts, or topics that are put on there, we are clearly stating that these identities are not endorsed or affiliated with the named organizations per the legal parody requirements.
As a veteran of
28 years
, I am honored to offer this wonderful item to you at a great low price!  Please shop around our eBay Store and choose all the bills you like.  Shipping is always free in the U.S.
and
only
.99
outside
the
U.S. no matter how many you order.
The shopping cart is a very important tool for you to use to combine your entire
order.
We hope you enjoy our bills.