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3 packs of Imitation Semen-Gobblie Goo! All 3 Formulas, Sampler

$ 5.27

Availability: 225 in stock
  • All returns accepted: Returns Accepted
  • Return shipping will be paid by: Buyer
  • Refund will be given as: Money Back
  • Restocking Fee: No
  • Item must be returned within: 30 Days

    Description

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    Imitation Novelty Semen
    NOTE: Gobbliegoo is an
    Inexpensive
    , Fun, and Entertaining bedroom novelty to have some creative adventures with. It in no way has any "aroma" associated with it (very, very costly if we did), nor do we claim it is
    "exactly"
    like semen! It does look and taste similar on different levels, and kicks it for pictures, and role or game playing.
    It is a product you need to cook,
    as described, and best used that day or night. We (my wife and I) have been using it, and still do, for more than 15 years ... and still come up with new ways to "play" involving Gobbliegoo! We are confident you can also!
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    (contains: wheat, and/or trace amounts of nuts, coconut, egg, milk, soy) (also Zinc)
    GOBBLIE GOO
    Imitation Novelty Semen
    Sampler
    Awesome addition for
    creative minds!
    For "open minded" adult singles/couples!
    1 pack of Original Formula,
    OF Formula
    1 pack of 2nd Gen,
    ZFK Formula
    1 Pack of XWF  (Extra White Formula) ... now-
    XWFII Formula
    NEW LOWER PRICES ... New Advanced Ingredients
    3 Packets for .99 (.33 per packet)
    FREE Shipping to all USA orders!
    International Shipping Fees Apply
    (applied at checkout)
    Instant
    Fake SEMEN ...
    that
    Looks & Tastes
    like the real thing!
    READ OUR 11 YEARS OF 100% POSITIVE FEEDBACK!
    The
    Reviews
    are in, and Gooblie Goo is a Hit ...
    "god we love this stuff. very fun. fast and dependable"
    "Great product, great price!"
    "fast shipping and hours of fun!"
    "NO LIE...Exact Taste and Consistency of Real Semen! Delicious!"
    "Great gag"
    "A+ Funny party favor. Lot's of laughs!"
    "yummm"
    Formerly on
    adult
    site of EBay (NEW EBay policy)
    Our
    11th Year
    of sales on ebay
    (oh our mother's would be so proud)
    Over A Decade Of Great Reviews
    ,
    Happy Friends, Customers ...
    and we ain't going anywhere jack!
    Taking pictures tonight? Making a home movie? Professional movie! Going to a party? R
    ole Play!
    Gobblie Goo is the perfect accessory to have on hand. Our Gobblie Goo can, and is used for such a wide variety of uses, by a wide variety of people!
    Actors, Actresses, Performers, Dancers, Doctors, Husbands and Wives, Boyfriends and Girlfriends, Couples, Partners, Role playing, Costumes, Gags, ... well, ... the list goes on and on....
    100% Natural
    *
    100% Edible
    *
    ... NO Sugars or Milk, so
    NO
    Yeast Infections ...
    Our "Quick Cook Packets"
    heat up quickly and are useable within minutes
    ...
    Just add water, heat it up, cool it down, and use up all that wonderful, creamy stuff.
    Our packets make approx. 8-9 oz. of Gobblie Goo.
    After it cools down, Gobblie Goo can be used for some wild times!
    Your imagination is the limit!
    Gobblie-Goo is for adventure ...
    It is for
    Women, & Men alike!
    Gooble Goo is a unique product line, and only available with us.
    We wanted something that
    "Looked Real", and even "Tasted Real!"
    We tried many recipes; some calling for milk, raw egg, sugar, ect... We were disappointed; they did not look real, did not taste real, did not feel real. They all were discarded.
    Then we found our current recipes...
    Our recipes could be considered Vegan as we have no milk, meat, or sugars in it...
    That means there is no risk of yeast infections.
    We haven't stopped cooking up batches since.
    It was our friends who said we should offer it for sale ...
    and the rest is history.
    Available for sale, we are proud of our product...
    full of only all natural quality
    Ingredients found in health food stores!
    All edible!*
    The many uses Gobblie-Goo has are great. We are sure you have one or two in mind already ... good for you!
    Gobblie Goo Original Formula (OF) ... Taste, Close / Looks, Very Similar / must use after cooking in 5-6 days
    2nd Generation New Formula (ZFK) ... Taste, Sinfully Real / Looks, Similar, whiter than OF formula ... / must use after cooking in 7 days
    Extra White Formula (XWF II) ... Taste, Close / Looks
    Extremely
    White / must use after cooking in 5-6 days
    REPEAT NOTE: Gobbliegoo is an
    Inexpensive, Fun, and Entertaining bedroom novelty to have some creative adventures with
    . It in no way has any "aroma" associated with it (very, very costly if we did), nor do we claim it is
    "exactly"
    like semen! It does look and taste similar on different levels, and kicks it for pictures, and role or game playing.
    It is a product you need to cook,
    as described, and best used that day or night. We (my wife and I) have been using it, and still do, for more than 15 years ... and still come up with new ways to "play" involving Gobbliegoo! We are confident you can also!
    *
    (contains: wheat, and/or ... trace amounts of nuts, coconut, egg, milk, soy) (also Zinc)
    International Shipping Available,
    Shipping Fees Apply (to International Shipping) ...
    We Are Committed to Very Fast Shipping ...
    (we cannot do anything when the USPS delays shipping due to weekends, holidays, or lost in transit packages ... please check our "shipped out date" printed on your package if you think it has been more than a week for your item. This printed date on your package is when we gave it to the USPS. They should get it to you in 3-4 days tops, International a bit longer ... but again, we have ZERO control after the hand-off. Also note, if you order on a Saturday, we do everything in our power to get it shipped the following Monday (if there is not a holiday), however, our commitment is
    next business day shipping
    , so it would be in essence Tuesday shipping for a Sat/Sun/Mon order)
    We process, make, and ship all orders like we ordered it ourselves! NEXT Business Day Shipping M-F, when possible (we do have jobs believe it or not LOL) ... because it should get to you as FAST as possible, no matter where you live!
    Excludes Saturdays, Sundays, and Holidays